St. Hubbins, Matt: Musician who claims to be David’s illegitimate son by a Tap groupie, born 27 February 1971 in Massachusetts. According to his press packet, "Matt began reaching for the stars at an early age by becoming a Star Wars fantatic, but as he grew older he became fascinated with heavy metal and founded a band called St. Hubbins." One review of its first album, "Brimstone," read: "Maybe the band should change his name to St. Hubris because a good deal of the time this album-length collection is so wispy and insubstantial that it threatens to float away and take us with it."