Spinal Tap A to Zed

Six Commandments of Rock ’n Roll: 1. Rock ’n roll keeps you young, but you die young. 2. Don’t covet thy neighbor’s guitar. 3. If it’s too loud, you’re too close. 4. If you can read this, you’re too close. 5. There are no more commandments. 6. Memorize previous commandments. (AOL)