Spinal Tap A to Zed

Dwarves: People of unusually small stature who occasionally find work dancing around tiny stage models of Stonehenge during heavy metal concerts. During Tap’s 1992 tour, there were some technical problems with the performers. Nigel: "One of our little people was put into a laundry bag by mistake and sent to the laundry. Thankfully, there was no starch so he came back quite flexible." (OS) See also Deutsch, Polly; Stonehenge.