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David has discovered unreleased recordings by late drummer
Mick Shrimpton. Inspired by the success of the Beatles' Anthology
albums, which included "new" songs based on tapes of
John Lennon, Tap will add guitar, bass, keyboards and percussion
to the rare Shrimpton recordings. The titles of the new songs
include: Is This Thing On? and Testing 1-2-3.
People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals is asking
Derek to shave off his muttonchops.
Polymer plans to re-release the entire Tap catalog, including
out-takes and B-sides, in a 24-disc compilation boxed set called
About 10 years ago, a Taphead in North Dakota was found
dead in his room, headphones on, with Blood to Let on his turntable.
Initial reports alleged that Tap drove him to suicide, but an
autopsy listed the cause of death as "boredom."
Tap was invited to play at the Rock 'n Roll Hall of Fame
induction ceremonies in Cleveland, but due to a poor directions
ended up in Cooperstown.
Bobbi Flekman slept with Nigel.
If you play the Tap Dancing album backwards, it sounds
The parents of two Arkansas teenagers are suing the group,
claiming that listening to Tap's Rock 'N Roll Creation album
convinced them to become born-again Christians.
Rumors persist that David's businesses in Pomona are going
bankrupt. St. Hubbins denies this. "It's not that they're
both going bankrupt. It's just that one of them is going bankrupt
and is dragging the other one down with it."
Derek Smalls recently noted that Tap is more famous than
Marty DiBergi has been selected to direct the new Star
Trek film. It's tentatively titled The Grapes of Wrath of Khan,
where the Enterprise is taken over by a group of Okie migrant